Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Wayne's Joke of the Week- Week 1 (version 1.01)

Further to the joke of the week that I made an auspicious debut with last night, I would like to submit an updated version 1.01, if I may. This includes one particular 'improvement' that, in my opinion, helps to augment the levels of factual accuracy within the said joke.


What did Gerald Ford do when Richard Nixon was guilty of speaking with inadequate clarity of diction?

He gave him a Presidential "Pardon?".



PS. Let's keep any references to Lyndon Johnson that may inadvertently have arisen strictly between us, please! I doubt very much whether it would be in Britain's interests if this gaffe were to become public knowledge.

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