Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Wayne's joke of the 'weak'

Woohoo! Author Chris Wood has contacted me to offer a free copy of his book Sherlock Holmes and the Underpants of Death to review.

Sounds far more appealling than Guy Richard's new film. Anyhow what with all this Holmes business going on, it's time for a new joke!

What did Sherlock Holmes say when somebody asked him which cultural current affairs magazine he most likes to read?

Elementary, my dear- What's On!

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Wayne's joke of the 'weak'

Have you heard the one about the male porn-star who leapt into a vat of perfume shortly before filming a scene, in order to save the life of a drowning child?

He came up smelling of roses!

Monday, December 14, 2009

Wayne's joke of the 'weak'

Why did the Severn Bridge toll-booth worker not get fired- after he placed a tea cosy on top of his head and did a rather poor impersonation of a Jamaican accent?

Because his boss decided that he was only guilty of 'borderline' racism!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Wayne's joke of the 'weak'

What happened when a thoroughly drunk snowman arrived at the surprise Birthday party that his wife was throwing for him, with a cheap prostitute on his arm?

He was greeted with a 'Frosty reception'!