Wayne's Joke of the 'Weak'

Why could the song 'Ghost Town' be heard coming out of an old, used Kleenex?

Because it was a 'Ska Tissue'!

Wayne's joke of the 'weak'

Why did happily-married explorer Captain Scott attempt to bugger his travelling companion Captain Oates?

Because he was suffering from 'bi-polar' disorder!

Wayne's joke of the weak- blasphemy special

Sorry, I haven't recently managed to fulfill my projected intentions to divulge a new joke every calendar week. Still, regardless of the fact that the weak/week pun has now officially lost all semblance of validity, here's a new one to keep you going:

What was Jesus' favourite form of exercise?

Cross-training!