Wayne's joke of the 'weak'

Woohoo! Author Chris Wood has contacted me to offer a free copy of his book Sherlock Holmes and the Underpants of Death to review.

Sounds far more appealling than Guy Richard's new film. Anyhow what with all this Holmes business going on, it's time for a new joke!


What did Sherlock Holmes say when somebody asked him which cultural current affairs magazine he most likes to read?

Elementary, my dear- What's On!