What do you call a man who inscribes grafitti onto the walls of public lavatories, whilst wearing a Fedora?
Humphrey Bog-art!
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Wayne's joke of the week- week 3b
A bonus one for you, this week, ladies and gentlemen!
What do you call a former military officer who has taken to retailing aftershave, handtowels and lollipops etc. in a public lavatory?
A loo-tenant!
What do you call a former military officer who has taken to retailing aftershave, handtowels and lollipops etc. in a public lavatory?
A loo-tenant!
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Wayne's joke of the week- week 3
Why did Gary Lineker have to give up his career as a drag act, on the underground cabaret scene?
Because he never received any 'bookings'!
Because he never received any 'bookings'!
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Wayne's Joke of the Week- Week 2
(Another example of what I like to call 'political satire')
A wealthy foreign businessman walks into a branch of Zavvi, brandishing an enormous wodge of banknotes. After scouring the singles section with no apparent luck, he goes up to the customer service desk- where he finds Gordon Brown on duty behind the counter.
"I've thoroughly checked the stands but I can't find any copies of the no. 2 charting Spandau Ballet single of 1983, that I am currently seeking." exclaims the esteemed entrepeneur. "Are any there any reserve copies being held in storage around the back?" he enquires. "I'd be willing to pay an exceedingly handsome sum for each and every one that you can provide me with."
"I'm afraid that I can't help you, sir." mumbles Gordon Brown. "Ten years ago we held a massive bargain basement sale in which we cleared out all of our 'Gold' reserves for a pittance. Are you a fan of boy bands? We have 'Busted'."
A wealthy foreign businessman walks into a branch of Zavvi, brandishing an enormous wodge of banknotes. After scouring the singles section with no apparent luck, he goes up to the customer service desk- where he finds Gordon Brown on duty behind the counter.
"I've thoroughly checked the stands but I can't find any copies of the no. 2 charting Spandau Ballet single of 1983, that I am currently seeking." exclaims the esteemed entrepeneur. "Are any there any reserve copies being held in storage around the back?" he enquires. "I'd be willing to pay an exceedingly handsome sum for each and every one that you can provide me with."
"I'm afraid that I can't help you, sir." mumbles Gordon Brown. "Ten years ago we held a massive bargain basement sale in which we cleared out all of our 'Gold' reserves for a pittance. Are you a fan of boy bands? We have 'Busted'."
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