Wayne's joke of the weak

Here's a second one for you:

Why did the man wear jogging bottoms and trainers to his dinner-date?

Because he was hoping to have 'casual' sex!

Wayne's joke of the weak

What do you call a black and white bird that hangs around in gay bars?

A poof-in!

Threesomes

Yes, I thought that title might catch your attention. Anyway, here's my a brand new review of a book that I suspect will appeal to fellow perverts:

Threesomes For Couples Who Want To Know More

Wayne's joke of the weak- week 8

Captain Jean-Luc Picard is sitting in his quarters, reading the works of Plato, when he hears a knock. Upon opening the door, he discovers the presence of Geordie laForge- who is carrying a small robotic device.
"This is your new maintenance robot, Captain" says LaForge. "It is programmed to execute a variety of everyday chores."
"Why! That sounds exceedingly useful!" exclaims Picard (with a faint, yet unmistakeable trace of campness to his demeanour). "Only yesterday I was careless enough to rip the seam of my uniform, when I bent over to retrieve my phaser. Am I to presume that this device might serve to reinstate the structural integrity about my gusset?"
"Indeed, Captain" confirms laForge. "Would you like me to activate the robot's embroidery function?"
"Yes," directs the Captain. "Make it sew".

Wayne's joke of the weak- July 4th special no. 7

Why did the man erect a small teepee in the living room and put his hamster in it?

To celebrate indoor-pet-tents day!

Wayne's joke of the weak- July 4th special no. 6

Why did the man build an elaborate network of tunnels using various pairs of boxer shorts?

To celebrate under-pant-dens day!

Wayne's joke of the weak- July 4th special no. 5

Why did the man murder his mother's lesbian sister?

To celebrate end-a-bent-aunt's day!

Wayne's joke of the weak- July 4th special no. 4

Why did the man encourage a group of reformed sinners to like to each other?

To celebrate endear-penitents day!

Wayne's joke of the weak- July the 4th special no. 3

Why did the mechanic reinforce the chassis of the battered stock car?

To celebrate underpin-dents day!

Wayne's joke of the weak- July the 4th special no. 2

Why did the American woman put a picture of Harrison Ford inside her locket?

To celebrate Indy-pendants Day!

Wayne's joke of the weak- July the 4th special

Why did the life-guard fill one end of the pool with insects?

To celebrate in-deep-end-ants day!

Wayne's joke of the 'weak'- Week 7b

A second weekly offering for you once again folks. I'm afraid that I simply can't tame those creative impulses right now.

Why did the light switch achieve significantly less impressive grades in his GCSEs than the other light switch?

Because he was a 'dimmer switch'!!!

NB. Following a number of complaints about the poor standard of my jokes, please note the change to the title of this weekly feature.