Have you heard the one about the male porn-star who leapt into a vat of perfume shortly before filming a scene, in order to save the life of a drowning child?
He came up smelling of roses!
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Hello! Wayne here! Welcome to my world! (for the slow witted amongst you, that was a veiled allusion to the film 'Wayne's World'). Many mortals have written reviews on amazon.co.uk, yet few have dared to assess poop freeze sprays, urine alarms or Jimmy Savile costumes. I currently reside within the elite 'top 1000' reviewers- and have made it my life's quest to earn a seat among the pantheon of the 'top 100'. (I once made it in for a while but the buggers switched the ranking system).
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