Wayne's joke of the 'weak'

Have you heard the one about the brutal serial killer who worked as a fitness instructor? All of his clients ended up thoroughly 'ripped', with the most exquisitely 'chiselled' physiques.

Wayne's Joke of the 'Weak'

Good lord! I haven't done one of these in months!


Why did the voucher with a record of conducting himself with dubious standards in morality go into the confession booth?

Because he wanted to be 'redeemed'!

Wayne's joke of the "weak"

What do you get if you fashion a pair of underpants out of cured slices of pork belly, but neglect to wipe your arse adequately in the aftermath of a visit to the latrine?

"Streaky" bacon!

Wayne's joke of the 'weak'

Woohoo! Author Chris Wood has contacted me to offer a free copy of his book Sherlock Holmes and the Underpants of Death to review.

Sounds far more appealling than Guy Richard's new film. Anyhow what with all this Holmes business going on, it's time for a new joke!


What did Sherlock Holmes say when somebody asked him which cultural current affairs magazine he most likes to read?

Elementary, my dear- What's On!

Wayne's joke of the 'weak'

Have you heard the one about the male porn-star who leapt into a vat of perfume shortly before filming a scene, in order to save the life of a drowning child?

He came up smelling of roses!

Wayne's joke of the 'weak'

Why did the Severn Bridge toll-booth worker not get fired- after he placed a tea cosy on top of his head and did a rather poor impersonation of a Jamaican accent?

Because his boss decided that he was only guilty of 'borderline' racism!

Wayne's joke of the 'weak'

What happened when a thoroughly drunk snowman arrived at the surprise Birthday party that his wife was throwing for him, with a cheap prostitute on his arm?

He was greeted with a 'Frosty reception'!