Hello! Wayne here! Welcome to my world! (for the slow witted amongst you, that was a veiled allusion to the film 'Wayne's World'). Many mortals have written reviews on amazon.co.uk, yet few have dared to assess poop freeze sprays, urine alarms or Jimmy Savile costumes. I currently reside within the elite 'top 1000' reviewers- and have made it my life's quest to earn a seat among the pantheon of the 'top 100'. (I once made it in for a while but the buggers switched the ranking system).