Wayne's joke of the "weak"

Have you heard the one about the objectophilia sufferer with an unusually thick penis, who found a new lease of life when he discovered the game of basketball?

He was "cock-a-hoop"!

Wayne's joke of the 'weak'

How did the ill-educated young gentleman from Newcastle -upon-Tyne misspell the word 'Yemen'?

Y-I-men (why-aye man)

Wayne's (borderline-racist?) joke of the "weak"!

What do you call a Chinese healer with a remedy for coughs?

Benny Lin!

Wayne's Joke of the 'Weak'

Why could the song 'Ghost Town' be heard coming out of an old, used Kleenex?

Because it was a 'Ska Tissue'!

Wayne's joke of the 'weak'

Why did happily-married explorer Captain Scott attempt to bugger his travelling companion Captain Oates?

Because he was suffering from 'bi-polar' disorder!

Wayne's joke of the weak- blasphemy special

Sorry, I haven't recently managed to fulfill my projected intentions to divulge a new joke every calendar week. Still, regardless of the fact that the weak/week pun has now officially lost all semblance of validity, here's a new one to keep you going:

What was Jesus' favourite form of exercise?

Cross-training!

Wayne's joke of the weak

Here's a second one for you:

Why did the man wear jogging bottoms and trainers to his dinner-date?

Because he was hoping to have 'casual' sex!