Why did the man murder his mother's lesbian sister?
To celebrate end-a-bent-aunt's day!
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Wayne's joke of the weak- July 4th special no. 4
Why did the man encourage a group of reformed sinners to like to each other?
To celebrate endear-penitents day!
To celebrate endear-penitents day!
Wayne's joke of the weak- July the 4th special no. 3
Why did the mechanic reinforce the chassis of the battered stock car?
To celebrate underpin-dents day!
To celebrate underpin-dents day!
Wayne's joke of the weak- July the 4th special no. 2
Why did the American woman put a picture of Harrison Ford inside her locket?
To celebrate Indy-pendants Day!
To celebrate Indy-pendants Day!
Wayne's joke of the weak- July the 4th special
Why did the life-guard fill one end of the pool with insects?
To celebrate in-deep-end-ants day!
To celebrate in-deep-end-ants day!
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Wayne's joke of the 'weak'- Week 7b
A second weekly offering for you once again folks. I'm afraid that I simply can't tame those creative impulses right now.
Why did the light switch achieve significantly less impressive grades in his GCSEs than the other light switch?
Because he was a 'dimmer switch'!!!
NB. Following a number of complaints about the poor standard of my jokes, please note the change to the title of this weekly feature.
Why did the light switch achieve significantly less impressive grades in his GCSEs than the other light switch?
Because he was a 'dimmer switch'!!!
NB. Following a number of complaints about the poor standard of my jokes, please note the change to the title of this weekly feature.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Complete tools
Here's a comment that was posted at the bottom of the following BBC news story:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8125515.stm
I have 4 tickets so I may ask for two refunds and 2 souvenir tickets. When Michael died I was not concerned about the money I'd paid for tickets I was just so sad. I even considered donating the money to his children or towards the funeral. But a souvenir ticket would be great.
Lisa Shone, London UK
It never fails to stun me, when I see just how dumb fellow members of the human race are. How can a person be so ignorant and prepossessed with such delusions of self-importance as to even contemplate such a silly thought- as though it might count as some kind of a good deed? If you too would like to consider making a donation to the wealthy children of a celebrity, then you can pull your cock out of your fucking arse and start to think about giving some money to a cause that is actually worthwhile instead! You stupid fucking idiots!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8125515.stm
I have 4 tickets so I may ask for two refunds and 2 souvenir tickets. When Michael died I was not concerned about the money I'd paid for tickets I was just so sad. I even considered donating the money to his children or towards the funeral. But a souvenir ticket would be great.
Lisa Shone, London UK
It never fails to stun me, when I see just how dumb fellow members of the human race are. How can a person be so ignorant and prepossessed with such delusions of self-importance as to even contemplate such a silly thought- as though it might count as some kind of a good deed? If you too would like to consider making a donation to the wealthy children of a celebrity, then you can pull your cock out of your fucking arse and start to think about giving some money to a cause that is actually worthwhile instead! You stupid fucking idiots!
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